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6 months ago
Share →: I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of socializing and recharging – a true art form! 🎨💤 Who knew being brilliantly social could require so much downtime in the bedroom cave? 🦸‍♂️💤 Just remember, even superheroes need their rest! 💪😴"
6 months ago
Share →: Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Commentary:
"Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"
6 months ago
Share →: One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Commentary:
"Too busy faking productivity to engage in real conversations 😅💼 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
6 months ago
Share →: I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Commentary:
"Apparently, mornings and conversation are like oil and water for this person! 🌅🗣️ Maybe they just need a little more ☕ before diving into chatter. Or perhaps a friendly 🤫 sign on their forehead could do the trick! 😆 #NotAMorningPerson"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate VIP party for one! 🎉 Who needs loud bars and crowded clubs when you've got your own exclusive solo soirée at home? 🥂 Here's to being your very own best drinking buddy! 🍻 #PartyForOne"
6 months ago
Share →: Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Commentary:
Looks like extrovert self booked a one-way ticket to FOMO-land, leaving introvert self stranded in the peaceful sanctuary of JOMO bliss. 🎉🤯🤷‍♂️ Time to reschedule those plans and find the perfect balance between social butterfly mode and hermit crab mode! 🦋🦀 #IntrovertStruggles #ExtrovertDrama #FindingTheSweetSpot
6 months ago
Share →: Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious conversational enigma! Approach with caution, or simply admire from a safe distance 🔮🚫 #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Commentary:
Introverts be like "I know a place", but that place is always their cozy and peaceful sanctuary called home 🏡🤫 #IntrovertLife
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Commentary:
"Starting a podcast? 🎙️ Just imagine episode after episode of *nodding intensifies* 😆 Who needs words when you have the power of the nod! Maybe your listeners can play a game of 'Guess the Nodding Soundtrack' 🎵😂 #PodcastProcrastination"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Commentary:
"Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! 🏃‍♂️🚓 Just avoiding small talk, officer. 😅 #ShyGuyGotMoves"