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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Going viral on TikTok:

β€œWhy don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Just landed via X:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ώ has shared:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Trending via Messenger:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Going viral on Instagram:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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