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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of human relationships. 🤣 Just when you think you've met that special someone, they make you consider extreme measures. 💔🔪 Remember, it's all part of life's rollercoaster ride… or crime thriller novel! 😜 #RelationshipDrama"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of excelling at the forbidden! 🙈 Who needs rules when you can conquer the 'shouldn'ts' with such finesse? 😏 Embrace your talent for the unconventional and make even mischief look glamorous! 💫"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of feeling wide awake right before bedtime but hitting a post-lunch slump faster than a speeding bullet at work! 😂💤 It's like our bodies have their own secret agenda to keep us on our toes (or should I say, on our pillows?) all day long! 💼🛌 #WorkHardNapHarder"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Commentary:
Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn't even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷‍♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Commentary:
"If mosquitoes sucked fat, we'd all be lining up for our daily 'mosquito spa treatment'! 🦟💆‍♂️ Just imagine the weight-loss benefits and the buzz around town! 🤣 #InsectFitnessGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Commentary:
🤔😂 When you graduate from the College of Confusion with a major in Modern Advertising, you learn that the real product being sold is the mystery itself! It's like seeking the Lost City of Atlantis every time you watch a commercial. "Is it a car ad or a cryptic riddle?" Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Adventures in Advertising!" 🕵️‍♂️🔍🤷‍♀️ #Adception
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Commentary:
"Maybe we should have asked Mother Nature for a few more tips before diving headfirst into the world of AI 🌿💡🤖 Who knew that good old-fashioned plants could outsmart our fancy machines? 🌱🧠 #NatureVsTech"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Commentary:
"Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Commentary:
"Seems like this orchestra is all about the 'phony' and less about the 'harmony' 🤣🎵 Looks like they're missing out on some toe-tapping bluesy tunes! 🎶🎶"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Commentary:
Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager