There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.
Commentary:
🦈🚔 "Breaking news: Sharky McSharkface, the notorious underwater menace, has finally been apprehended! Looks like he won't be 'sea'ing the light of day for a while! 🦈⛓️ #SharkBehindBars"
Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of hoping you don't spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time 🦈🏖️ Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!"
Commentary:
"Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! 🦈🏖️ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"
Commentary:
Oh, so that's how you make sure the suspense is real every time 🦈😏 Just imagine the intense buildup followed by a surprising climax! 🎶😆 #SharkWeekInBed