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Funny Jaws quotes
Funny Jaws quotes give a lighthearted twist to the iconic thriller that has kept us on edge for decades. š¦š¬ From humorous takes on the suspenseful scenes to playful riffs on the memorable lines, these quotes showcase the film’s ability to entertain in unexpected ways. Dive into the fun and enjoy a laugh as you revisit the ocean’s most famous predator! š¦š¬
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- Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.
- The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
- There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.
- If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
- Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
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"Ah, the thrill of hoping you don't spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time š¦šļø Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!" -
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"Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! š¦šļø Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!" -
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- Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.
- The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
- There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.
- If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
- Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
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