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Funny job search quotes

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

2 months ago

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

2 months ago

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

3 months ago

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

3 months ago

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

3 months ago

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

3 months ago

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

3 months ago