12 Funny job search quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

  Commentary:
  So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷‍♂️😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

  Commentary:
  Sure, sounds like a perfect plan for a Friday night date—bring snacks for the tears! 😂🍿💼

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  Commentary:
  😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone's resume is out of this world! 🚀🌌 It seems like the space bar had a mind of its own and decided to take a few breaks between words. Gaps in your resume? More like gaps in the galaxy! Who knew a tiny button could cause interstellar mayhem? 🌠🪐

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

  Commentary:
  Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
  Me: "That I need a new job."

  🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"

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  Jan 26, 2025

  Share →: “How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the infamous job search question – a true emotional rollercoaster! 🎢 First of all, asking about it is like poking a sleeping dragon. Second, it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded! 🤷‍♂️ One simply cannot predict the mysteries of the job hunting universe!"

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