16 Funny job search quotes

• Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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  2 months ago

  actually, demoralization, else, experience, frustration, humor, hunting, job, job hunting, job search, life, life experience, little, most, nothing, personal, personal reflection, realize, reflection, search, self-doubt

• Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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  2 months ago

  applying, applying for job, babe, cry, crying, date, frustration, humor, i, Indeed, job, job search, jobs, me, over, relationship, search, start, watch

• I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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  2 months ago

  business, career, career change, change, half, hogan, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, i, job, job search, looking, mean, motivation, new, relief, ripping, search, shirt, shirt ripping, short, story, stress, stress relief, workplace, workplace humor

• Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  2 months ago

  app, being, dating, dating app, feeling, feeling insecure, feels, guy, humor, hunt, insecure, job, job hunt, job search, online, online dating, search, self-esteem, ugly, using

• They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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  2 months ago

  actually, after, application, employment, hire, hiring, humor, invent, job, job rejection, job search, rejection, search, should, wants

• The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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  2 months ago

  bar, employment, gaps, humor, job, job search, resume, search, space, space bar

• I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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  2 months ago

  anything, cover, cover letter, effort, except, humor, job, job search, letter, procrastination, search, willingness

• Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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  2 months ago

  career, career change, change, experience, humor, i, interviewer, job, job search, learn, me, need, new, new job, previous, search, work, work experience

• 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, career, employment, gap, humor, job, job search, just, karate, resume, search, skills, year

• “How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, frustration, going, hell, humor, hurts, i, job, job search, know, me, question, sarcasm, search, second, should, violent, violent question

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