Funny job search quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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