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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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