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"Kids have it all figured out, don't they? Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Maybe I should start taking career advice from kindergarteners!"
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- Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you arenβt the one paying for it. Stop!
- Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.
- At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
- Welcome to your 40βs: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
- βNever let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourselfβ, every kid I ever.
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π²π€ "To all the gift-givers of board games for my kids: your presents have officially declared you as honorary family members! So tell us, when can we expect you to make your grand return and actually play with them? We've got Monopoly set up and ready to test friendships… π" -
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"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! ππ₯πΈ Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? π #Parenting101" -
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"Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! πͺπΌπΆπΌ Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? π Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! π― #LifeGoals" -
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"Ah, the naivety of youth! π§π» If only our past selves could see us now, drowning in responsibilities and adulting struggles. Welcome to the grand faΓ§ade of adulthood, where bills are aplenty, and the future is as unpredictable as the weather forecast! βοΈπ§οΈ #AdultingIsHard" -
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"Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes ππΆπ»ποΈ #momlife #neveradullmoment" -
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"Adulting: looking the part on the outside, while inside you're just a hungry child with dinner dreams! ππ€£ #AdultingStruggles #ForeverHungry" -
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"Wow, kid, I have jeans older than you ππ°οΈ! And those jeans definitely have more style and stories to tell than you do! π" -
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"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! πβοΈ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? π #AdultingGoals" -
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Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! π±π₯ Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? π #GameOnExes
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- My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
- I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
- I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too⦠when I was alive.
- No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.
- Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.
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