50 Funny laugh quotes — Wordgag ツ

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

2 months ago2 months ago

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

2 months ago2 months ago

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

2 months ago2 months ago

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

2 months ago2 months ago

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

2 months ago2 months ago

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

2 months ago2 months ago

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

3 months ago3 months ago

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

3 months ago3 months ago

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

3 months ago3 months ago

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

3 months ago3 months ago

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

3 months ago3 months ago

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

3 months ago3 months ago

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

4 months ago4 months ago