What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh. Posted on21 hours ago
We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh. Posted on2 days ago
The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol. Posted on4 days ago
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. Posted on5 days ago
Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything. Posted on5 days ago