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27 Funny laugh quotes

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025