Commentary:
"Who needs 'love' when you have 'leftovers'? Live life to the fullest, laugh heartily, and always remember that the real joy lies in the delicious remnants waiting in the fridge!"
55 Funny laugh quotes
If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.
Commentary:
"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying if I can't make fun of myself, you'll step in and do it for me? How thoughtful! 🤣👏 Nothing like a good self-deprecating laugh to keep us humble and entertained! #SelfRoastGoals
Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.
Commentary:
"Human stupidity: ensuring the internet remains the world's biggest comedy show! 🤪🤦♂️💻 #ThankfulForTheEntertainment"
lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.
Commentary:
"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"
I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
Commentary:
"Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? 🤓 But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? 😉 #UnexpectedUpgrade"
Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”
Commentary:
"Ah, Dry January, the month where we voluntarily deprive ourselves of joy amidst the post-holiday blues 🍷😂 Why not add a sprinkle of masochism to the mix, right? Cheers to making life a tad more challenging for no apparent reason! 🎉 #DryJanuary #ThirstyForLaughs"
Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.
Commentary:
"Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull's face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge"
Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!
Commentary:
"Trying to lose weight in your 40's be like: *eats one salad* *checks weight* *loses patience* LOL 😂🥗 #LifeInThe40s"
The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.
Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"