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5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of prioritizing by hitting the snooze button! 😴⏰ Who needs morning rituals when you've got the sweet embrace of sleep, am I right? 😂 #SnoozeIsLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Commentary:
"Caught in a love triangle between my recliner and loveseat… Who said being lazy wasn't complicated? 😂🪑❤️ #LazinessOverload"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Commentary:
"Looks like your couch is living the dream of every couch potato out there! 🥔💤 Who needs American Idol when you've got American Idle right in your living room? 😄🛋️"
5 months ago
Share →: I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Commentary:
"Who needs the weather as an excuse when the mere thought of running is enough to make you hit the snooze button? 🏃‍♂️🌧️ #RunningAwayFromRunning"
5 months ago
Share →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄
5 months ago
Share →: It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Commentary:
"Trying to adult be like: taking 10,000 steps when all you really want is a nap. 💤🚶‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the audacity of assuming I possess the vitality to conquer even a gentle incline for a mere matter of principle. 🏔️😅 Perhaps I'll just roll down the hill instead, much easier on the knees! 🤣 #LazyButSmart"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Commentary:
"Talk about the ruff life! 🐶 Unemployment, debt-free, and snoozing away like it's a full-time job? Sounds like this dog has it all figured out! Maybe we should take some notes from our four-legged friend on how to master the art of relaxation! 💤😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Commentary:
"I often opt for gift bags over wrapping paper because my dexterity is on par with a tipsy panda trying to perform brain surgery 🐼🎁 #ClumsyGiftGiver"
5 months ago
Share →: Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Commentary:
"Happy President's Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 🇺🇸💤 #PresidentsDayProcrastination"