Commentary:
"Folding laundry is my cardio. 🏋️♂️👕 Just kidding, I'm on a permanent rest day! 😂"
180 Funny laziness quotes
Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.
Commentary:
"Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"
I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.
Commentary:
"Independent cleaning service: Motivated by the sheer joy of procrastination! 🧹😅🙃"
“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.
Commentary:
"When getting off the couch feels like an Olympic sport, but your medal is just chips! 🥇🍟 #Couchlete"
I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.
Commentary:
"Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕"
I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.
Commentary:
"Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer"
Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.
Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.
Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️♂️🚪"
The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
Commentary:
"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️♂️🍔"
For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.
Commentary:
"Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴"