89 Funny laziness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sheer luxury of being so productive in our laziness! 💤 It's like a full-time job… minus the effort. 😂 Who knew doing nothing could be such hard work? 🤔 #ProfessionalProcrastinator"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of laziness, where naps become masterpieces and procrastination is the paintbrush 🎨💤 Who needs energy when you can just pretend to be resting for tomorrow's exhaustion, right? 😂 #LazyButProud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

  Commentary:
  "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate…and the 'astinate'. 🙈😂 Who said being a pro at something was always a good thing? At least you're excelling in taking your sweet time!⏳🏆 #ProcrastinationExpert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

  Commentary:
  "Who said you can't break a sweat while staying cozy? 💪📖 Keep those biceps in check with some heavy page-turning reps! 🛌😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷‍♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic passive-cleaner dilemma! 🙈 It's like a love-hate relationship with the mess, huh? Your house is doing its own little dance party while you give it side-eye from the comfort of your couch. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of wills – you or the mess? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Domestic Drama'! 🏠🧹"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sweet siren call of the cozy bed, beckoning you back from the woes of the day like a restful oasis in a desert of responsibilities. 🛌💤 Who needs adventures when you have the soft embrace of your bed waiting for you at the end of the day? #BedIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

  Commentary:
  "If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a true master of efficiency! 👀🧹 Who needs a broom when you have the power of the stare? 😄 Keep sweeping those rooms with style! ✨🏡 #SweepingTakingItToTheNextLevel

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