Funny leftover quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

  Commentary:
  "Leftover pizza for breakfast: the delicious loophole in life where cold becomes gourmet 🍕🌞 Who needs scrambled eggs when you can have a slice of last night's happiness? 😄 #BreakfastOfChampions"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Tupperware – the cherished guardians of forgotten leftovers, patiently waiting in the fridge until they meet their ultimate fate in the garbage disposal. It's like a delicious time capsule, except the only surprise is whether it's still edible or not!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Live, laugh, leftovers.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'love' when you have 'leftovers'? Live life to the fullest, laugh heartily, and always remember that the real joy lies in the delicious remnants waiting in the fridge!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the magical time when leftovers start developing autonomy 🍲🤖. They are probably having a party in your fridge while plotting their escape mission! Time to set them free, brave soul 😄👋."

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