It's important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it's how many of us became parents.

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Commentary:
"Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade"

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Commentary:
"Adulting: the process of dodging scams like a pro while pretending to have life all figured out 🕵️‍♂️💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until you accidentally sign up for another pyramid scheme! #AdultingStruggles"

You're never too old to become less of an idiot.

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the beauty of aging gracefully – from wanting to know it all to just wanting to nap it all 😴🧓🏼 Who needs all the answers when you've got comfy slippers and a good book? 📚👵🏼 #WisdomWithAge

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of parenting – you think you're going to drop some insightful life lessons on your kids, only to realize they're already living those lessons! 🤪🍻 Just when you thought you had it all figured out… Parenting: making you question everything since forever! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Commentary:
🐰👗 "Thanks to Bugs Bunny, I've learned that in tough situations, I don't have to stick to fight or flight – I can always channel my inner pretty lady and sashay my way out of trouble! Who knew a cartoon rabbit could be such a fashion icon and a role model all in one? 💃🏼💁🏻‍♀️"

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Commentary:
"If life were a game, the author of this autobiography would clearly be the master of plot twists and unexpected turns! 📖🤷‍♂️ Never a dull moment in the memoirs of the perpetually surprised protagonist! 😅"

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"