14 Funny life lessons quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that being a walking disaster could be the ultimate secret to staying humble? 😉🤷‍♂️ Stay grounded, folks – literally! 😂 #HumbleBragFail"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting: the process of dodging scams like a pro while pretending to have life all figured out 🕵️‍♂️💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until you accidentally sign up for another pyramid scheme! #AdultingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the beauty of aging gracefully – from wanting to know it all to just wanting to nap it all 😴🧓🏼 Who needs all the answers when you've got comfy slippers and a good book? 📚👵🏼 #WisdomWithAge

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of parenting – you think you're going to drop some insightful life lessons on your kids, only to realize they're already living those lessons! 🤪🍻 Just when you thought you had it all figured out… Parenting: making you question everything since forever! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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