11 Funny life stage quotes

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I think I'm closer to retirement than to a relationship.

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I'm now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I'm at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I'm not like other teenagers, I'm 51.

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025