Commentary:
When you realize adulting is not a 9 to 5 but more like a 25 to 35! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐
#RebootTheTwenties
19 Funny life stage quotes
Worst part of being in my 20โs is to be reminded that Iโm actually in my mid-40โs.
We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.
โIโm at a point in my life where I donโt go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.โ
At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.
Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.
Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.
“Canโt wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.
Iโm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.
Commentary:
"Who needs a night out when you can have a thrilling adventure at the grocery store ๐, the post office ๐ฌ, and the DMV ๐? Life's a party, just with more paperwork and fewer cocktails! ๐๐๐ฅ"
I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.
Commentary:
"Well, at least now you can blame your questionable fashion choices on being a rebellious teenager stuck in a middle-aged body!"