876 Funny life quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like she's the CEO of Mind My Own Business Inc. 😎🚀 #Unstoppable #YouDoYou"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a math equation I can get behind: fewer friends = more cake! 🎂🍰😋 #CakeEconomics"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm the missing puzzle piece in the chaos of your life 🧩😜"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

  Commentary:
  "Still crying, but at least now I understand taxes! 😂😭 #Adulting"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: The 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the fridge bulb. 🍕😂 #LifeGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

  Commentary:
  "Certified in teenage hieroglyphics since '98! ✍️😂 #SignatureSaga"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level unlocked: Reading emails is my new 'daily scroll'! 📧😂 #InboxInfluencer"

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