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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine? 🌿🤖🌱
1456 Funny life quotes
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.
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Guess we swapped berries for taxes and deadlines! 😂🍓📅
Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.
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Sure! Here you go:
"Babe, I'm just exploring the scenic route of life. 🐢🚶♂️😂"
Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.
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When life gives you people, make sure there's an escape plan 🍋🚪😂
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.
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When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! 🌩️🤞😅
Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.
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Math homework and carpooling: unlocking the true potential of 'me time' 😂🔢🚗
Starting a new life today, bye.
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Guess I'll just pack up my collection of stress and anxiety for the move! 🚪🏃♀️💼😅
Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?
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Navigating my twenties like a potato trying to become fries — but still ending up as mashed! 🥔➡️🍟🤯