220 Funny little quotes

• Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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  3 weeks ago

  comfort, comfort food, comparison, food, food comparison, humor, little, pillow, pillows, pizza, pizza roll, roll, rolls, snack

• Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, bank, buyer, call, confirm, department, fraud, having, humor, little, moment, over, past, phone, phone call, purchase, self-examination, treat, truly

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  1 month ago

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

• I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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  1 month ago

  communication, else, empathy, everyone, feelings, humor, i, kinder, kindness, little, personality, sensitive, too

• I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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  1 month ago

  bit, daughter, family, father, forgiveness, humor, i, little, lose, mind, realize, relationship, think, wife

• Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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  1 month ago

  coffee, early, early riser, got, grandma, humor, i, little, morning, riser, solitude, why

• “Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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  1 month ago

  advice, am, humor, i, life, little, motivation, procrastination, sarcasm, something, squandering, thing

• You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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  1 month ago

  attraction, bad, desire, emotion, ever, frustration, humor, little, relationship, someone, want

• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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  1 month ago

  childhood, going, humor, i, kid, little, market, meant, memory, misunderstanding, nursery, nursery rhyme, pig, rhyme, shopping, think, used

• Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, humor, hydrated, hydration, just, kill, laugh, let, little, motivation, much, people, positivity, reminder, self-care, stay, vibe

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