139 Funny little quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

  Commentary:
  Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇‍♂️🎈

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

  Commentary:
  That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

  Commentary:
  Embracing the weirdo vibes, one odd sock at a time! 🧦🤪

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I think I just scrolled back to the dinosaur era. 🦖🗓️ #Vintage"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

  Commentary:
  "A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew birdwatching was just a gateway to accepting my inner old person vibes! Time to grab the binoculars and start squawking! 🦜👀😅"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Finally found my new go-to response! SALTS: The emoji of texts! 🧂📱"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙‍♂️💌✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"

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