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Adding a dash of mischief to my daily routine… it's basically soul food! 😈😇✨
240 Funny little quotes
“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?
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When God's life plan feels more like a rough draft than a final copy 😂✏️
Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.
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Finding humor in chaos: achieving zen or just embracing your inner wackadoodle 🤪🧘♂️😂
What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.
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Stronger? Sure. Grumpier? Absolutely. I'm evolving into a moody superhero! 💪😤🙃
If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.
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Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.
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Taking notes for the next office meeting: 1) Develop imposter syndrome, 2) Teach a masterclass on "How Not to Do Your Job" 😂📋💼
Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).
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When you try to put on your comfy PJs, but end up wearing existential dread instead 😂🛋️🌀
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.
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Looks like my life is the ultimate seduction, considering even I can’t figure out what’s going on! 🤔🔍✨
Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.
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Impressive work flexing those spreadsheet muscles today! 🏋️♂️📊💪 Keep clicking your way to glory!