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6 months ago
Share →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Commentary:
That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Commentary:
"Having a crush is like starring in your own rom-com, complete with Carrie Bradshaw vibes and just a touch of chaos! 💕👠 Embrace the highs, the lows, and the fabulous fashion choices that come with it!"
6 months ago
Share →: I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the writer's life is a rollercoaster of romantic highs and existential lows! 🎢💔 But hey, at least their heartbreak makes for beautifully tragic poetry! 📝🖤 #AllsFairInLoveAndLiterature"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Commentary:
Oh deer 🦌🚗 Love can be quite the surprise package! Who knew you were sharing your heart with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's distant relative? 😂❤️ Just when you thought you found your perfect match, turns out they're a reindeer enthusiast on the side! 🎄 #LoveIsUnpredictable
6 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Commentary:
"Who needs overtime when you've got true love waiting for you? 💕 Clocking out early for a date with destiny! ⏳🥰 #WorkaholicNoMore"
6 months ago
Share →: So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got a serious case of love fever, and there's no cure! 😂❤️ Time to enjoy the addictive side effects of romance! 💕 #GoogleDiagnosis"
6 months ago
Share →: I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Commentary:
"Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn't hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Commentary:
"Girlfriend is like a summer fling 🌞, but ex-girlfriend is the ghost of relationships past that haunts you forever! 👻😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the love for sleep and the need for money 💤💸. If only there were a 'Professional Napper' occupation available! 😂 #DreamJob"
6 months ago
Share →: Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical transformative powers of a good hair wash! 💆‍♀️💕 Who knew that clean hair held the key to unlocking love and being loved? 😂 Your radiance now shines from your freshly washed locks, attracting all the love and positive energy your way! 🌟 Embrace this newfound love-ready persona and let your hair flow freely in the wind of romance! 💖💇‍♀️