Commentary:
"Who needs roses and chocolates when all it takes is a simple 'Likes your story' to win your heart? 📖❤️ Romance in the digital age at its finest! 😄 #ModernLoveStory"
750 Funny love quotes
No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of love and brain development! Who thought a prefrontal cortex could be considered sexy? 😂 Better watch out for those fully developed ones, they can be intimidating! 🧠💕 #BrainyLove"
I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
Commentary:
"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"
I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.
Commentary:
Looks like you've reached expert level in the art of solo living! 🏆 Who needs a "relayshaunship" when you can spell independence with ease? 🚶♂️💁♀️ Keep shining on your own path, spelling bee champion! 🐝🌟
The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.
Commentary:
🍝 "Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It's the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you've got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife"
I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.
Commentary:
🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷
For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.
Commentary:
"Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. 🙃💤 #SleepIsLife"
Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
Commentary:
"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"
Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.
Commentary:
"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"