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33 Funny mad quotes

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

4 days ago

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

2 weeks ago

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

1 month ago

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

1 month ago

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

2 months ago

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

3 months ago

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

3 months ago

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

3 months ago

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

3 months ago

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

3 months ago

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

3 months ago

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

3 months ago

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

3 months ago

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

3 months ago

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

3 months ago

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

3 months ago

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

3 months ago

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

3 months ago

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

3 months ago

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

3 months ago