49 Funny mad quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  Finding raspberries in the bread aisle? Checked. Becoming a grocery navigation expert? Loading… 🍞🧐🛒

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  2 days ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

  Commentary:
  When you become the neighborhood car monitor, and all you got is your porch and judgy eyes! 🚗👀🧓😆

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  3 days ago

  Share →: They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

  Commentary:
  Still waiting for that time therapy to kick in! ⏰🙄😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

  Commentary:
  When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

  Commentary:
  When you argue with yourself and still lose the debate 🤔🤦‍♂️💭😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

  Commentary:
  When Mom's chore list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜😂🤦‍♂️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

  Commentary:
  When moms go into housework superhero mode and then realize they need a nap. 🦸‍♀️🧹😴 #MomLife

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

  Commentary:
  No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

  Commentary:
  Such self-control is admirable until snack time hits and the chips are down! 🍟😆

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