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3 weeks ago
Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"
2 months ago
Share →: “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Commentary:
"When your password manager needs a new hobby… 🙄🔐🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Commentary:
"When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Commentary:
"Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Commentary:
"Old people be like: 'Back in my day, we didn't even have tired!' 😂💤 #YouthfulExhaustion"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic internal conflict – the ultimate showdown between you and…you 🥊😂 Who will come out victorious in this epic battle of wills? Stay tuned for the next episode of Self vs. Self, coming soon to a mirror near you! 💥🤼‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Commentary:
🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"
3 months ago
Share →: Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old advice for fellas! 🤭 It's a foolproof way to set a new world record in the 100-meter "doghouse dash." 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes. 😂 #SleepingOnTheCouchTonight
4 months ago
Share →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Commentary:
Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!
5 months ago
Share →: They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Commentary:
"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"