63 Funny mad quotes

• I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, bank, borrow, borrowing, came, debt, finance, humor, i, loan, mad, money, pay, repayment, sarcasm, understand, why

• Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, every, frustration, humor, lack, lack of sex, little, mad, mood, mood swings, reason, relationship, sex, swings, thing

• “You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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  4 weeks ago

  bacteria, biology, complex, complexity, diversity, gut, gut microbiome, health, humor, joke, just, mad, microbiology, microbiome, science, science joke, yours

• Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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  4 weeks ago

  always, anywhere, around, driving, guys, humor, joke, mad, Mad Max, max, post-apocalyptic, travel, why

• Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, confusion, dialogue, emotion, frustration, mad, me, question, relationship

• If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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  4 weeks ago

  apology, attitude, expression, forget, humor, late, lateness, mad, office, punctuality, walk, work

• I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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  aggression, anger, annoyance, day, discomfort, hope, humor, i, just, mad, passive, passive aggression, shoe, slide, sock, socks

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  4 weeks ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, mad, rearrange, senior, senior year, store, welcome, where, year

• You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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  aging, anger, car, frustration, getting, getting old, house, humor, know, mad, neighborhood, old, outside, parked, parking, random

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