54 Funny mad quotes — Wordgag ツ

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

2 days ago2 days ago

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

2 months ago2 months ago

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

2 months ago2 months ago

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

2 months ago2 months ago

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

3 months ago3 months ago

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

3 months ago3 months ago

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

3 months ago3 months ago

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

3 months ago3 months ago

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

3 months ago3 months ago

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

3 months ago3 months ago

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

3 months ago3 months ago

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

4 months ago4 months ago

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

5 months ago5 months ago

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

5 months ago5 months ago