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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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