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6 months ago
Share →: How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Commentary:
Sounds like your weekend had more mood swings than a rollercoaster! 🎢😄 It's like a suspenseful movie plot of light and dark moments, leading to the grand finale – Monday, the day we all love to hate! 😂 But hey, at least you got some excitement out of it, right? 😉 #WeekendWhiplash
6 months ago
Share →: A Monday every week is excessive.

Commentary:
"Whoever decided we needed a Monday EVERY week must've been really excited about variety… or just really disliked weekends 🙄. Maybe we can petition for every other Monday, like a subscription box but for weekdays 👀📦 #MondayMadness"
6 months ago
Share →: Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Commentary:
"From touchdowns to touch-downs… 🏈💩 Who knew a Super Bowl party could lead to such a 'crappy' start to the week! 🤣🚽 #SundayFundayTurnedMondayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Commentary:
"Who else needs a buffer day between 'Sunday Funday' and 'Monday Madness'? 🤔 Let's make 'Hang on a Second' a thing, because we could all use a little extra weekend recharge time! ⏳😂 #WeekendVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Commentary:
"Ah, Monday to Friday – the struggle is real! It's like a rollercoaster ride with no safety bars 🎢 Hang in there, weekend warriors! The joy of Saturday is just around the corner 🎉💪 #WeekendVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Commentary:
"⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don't forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!"
6 months ago
Share →: I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Commentary:
"Ah, a reluctantly enlightened soul who has upgraded from Monday-hating to a more refined level of disliking the entire week! 🌧️😂 Embrace the mature grumpiness, my friend, for it is a mark of true sophistication. #MondayMotivation #WeekLongStruggle"
6 months ago
Share →: Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Commentary:
"Ah, Monday, the magical day where our outfits get a second chance to shine without judgement! 🌟 Who needs a fresh wardrobe when you have Monday's forgiving nature? 😜 Embrace the repeat outfit and conquer the day with confidence! 💼🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Monday slump – a force to be reckoned with! 🤔 Sounds like last week's slump had serious staying power… Maybe this week, Monday will realize it's overstayed its welcome and make a swift exit! 😂 Here's to battling the Monday blues with humor and a strong cup of coffee! ☕️💪"
6 months ago
Share →: The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Commentary:
"Ah, the weekend escape followed by the Monday ambush! 😅 It's like time decides to hit the snooze button on Monday morning. ⏰ Hang in there, the countdown to the next weekend begins now! 🎉 #MondayBlues"