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90 Funny Monday quotes

Funny Monday quotes bring a light-hearted twist to the start of the workweek! 🗓️😂 From witty remarks about the challenges of getting back to work to playful takes on Monday’s unique vibe, these quotes capture the humor in facing a new week. Enjoy a laugh and start your Monday with a smile! 😄☕

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

January is the Monday of the year.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

This Monday could have been an email.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A Monday every week is excessive.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Posted onMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You are the Monday of my life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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