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90 Funny Monday quotes

Funny Monday quotes bring a light-hearted twist to the start of the workweek! 🗓️😂 From witty remarks about the challenges of getting back to work to playful takes on Monday’s unique vibe, these quotes capture the humor in facing a new week. Enjoy a laugh and start your Monday with a smile! 😄☕

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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