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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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17,265

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15,115

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Going viral on WeChat:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Funny motherhood quotes

Funny motherhood quotes bring laughter 😂 and relatable moments to every tired mom’s day! From diaper disasters to sleepless nights, these clever lines capture the chaos and joy 🎉 of raising tiny humans. Perfect for sharing with your mom squad or brightening your feed, they remind us all that sometimes, the best therapy is a good laugh 🤣 and a cup of coffee ☕️. Get ready to smile and nod in total mom approval!

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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2 months ago

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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2 months ago

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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2 months ago

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25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

Funny Quotes Topics

17,265

Funny Quotes Images

15,115

Updated

Dec 25, 2025

Users Online

3,991

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Just shared via Slack:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Just landed via WeChat:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Going bananas on Threads:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Shared recently on TikTok:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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