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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Spotted on Twitch:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Spotted on X:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Going viral on Threads:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Trending via Threads:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Breaking via Slack:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Just landed via Slack:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Funny motherhood quotes bring laughter 😂 and relatable moments to every tired mom’s day! From diaper disasters to sleepless nights, these clever lines capture the chaos and joy 🎉 of raising tiny humans. Perfect for sharing with your mom squad or brightening your feed, they remind us all that sometimes, the best therapy is a good laugh 🤣 and a cup of coffee ☕️. Get ready to smile and nod in total mom approval!

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Spotted on Twitch:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Making waves on X:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Just shared via Reddit:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Making waves on X:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Reported on Telegram:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Live now on YouTube:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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