If you're wondering how motherhood is going, I'm watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said "That looks so relaxing"

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘‍♀️💆‍♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's the new formula for seven years of bad luck? 😂 Sounds like you've upgraded from just breaking mirrors to breaking waters! 🤰👶 Better stock up on those extra-large bedsheets! 🛏️ #ParentingStruggles