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Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Going viral on Slack:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Shared recently on TikTok:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Just shared via Instagram:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Seen just now on Twitch:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Just shared via Reddit:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Funny motherhood quotes

Funny motherhood quotes bring laughter 😂 and relatable moments to every tired mom’s day! From diaper disasters to sleepless nights, these clever lines capture the chaos and joy 🎉 of raising tiny humans. Perfect for sharing with your mom squad or brightening your feed, they remind us all that sometimes, the best therapy is a good laugh 🤣 and a cup of coffee ☕️. Get ready to smile and nod in total mom approval!

New funny motherhood quotes 👇

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

5 days ago

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

6 days ago

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

1 week ago

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

2 weeks ago

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14 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

14 shares on X this month:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Making waves on X:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Just landed via Slack:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Breaking via Facebook:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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