Commentary:
Sounds like I need to add "mind reader" to my resume… or maybe just "professional forgetter"! 🙃🧠🚶♂️
Funny move on quotes
Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.
Commentary:
"Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"
Just say ‘lol’ and move on.
Commentary:
"Ah, the universal remedy for all online blunders – just sprinkle some 'lol' and watch the awkwardness dissipate into cyberspace oblivion! 😂💻👋 #LifeHack"
I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-elusive genre of 'women moving on' – a cinematic masterpiece filled with plot twists, character development, and the occasional dramatic exit 💃🏻🎬 Who knew leaving could be so entertaining?!"
Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the perfect recipe for a mid-life crisis comedy movie plot 🎥🍿! Too young, too poor, and too…fluffy to be a stripper- now that's what we call life's sweet irony! Let's just keep on truckin' and see where the chips fall! 💃🏼💸🍰 #LifeGoals"
Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.
Commentary:
"Manifesting husband goals while avoiding questionable behavior — it's a win-win! 💍🚫😆"