Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous perks of being single – the freedom to have midnight pizza parties in the kitchen while embracing your true chef attire! 🍕🌙 Who needs fancy dinners when you have cold pizza and the joy of uninterrupted nudity at home? Single life: where every night is a pizza party for one! 🎉🕺"
16 Funny naked quotes
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"
Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.
Commentary:
"Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"
If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.
Commentary:
"Words of wisdom: Never go clothes shopping when you're naked… unless you want to see some alarmed store clerks and potentially end up on a reality show 🛒👗😱 #FashionEmergency"
I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
Commentary:
"Looks like Facebook might be saving humanity from some interesting recreational activities… 😂🙈 Who needs naked human Jenga when you have social media, am I right? 🤣 #FacebookSavesLives"
Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.
Commentary:
Well, someone has definitely been snooping around in Barbie's closet! 🙈 Let's hope Ken doesn't find out, or there might be some plastic drama on their hands! 💁♂️👸 #ClosetConfessions #BarbieExposé