20 Funny naked quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

  Commentary:
  Haha! 🤔 "May contain nudity" – thanks for the heads-up, rating board, because I was totally prepared to watch a movie and play detective on the whole naked/not naked situation. 😂 Like, is this a surprise strip show or what? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Just another day in the confusing world of movie ratings! 🎥🍿 #NakedIsJustANormalTuesday

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

  Commentary:
  "Living in a constant game of peek-a-boo! 👀🪟 It's like panoramic reality TV with a hint of surprise. 🪞 Who needs curtains anyways? 🚫🛏️ #NakedWindowNeighbor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the ultimate online showdown: Naked Debates! 💻🔥 Watch as passionate individuals bare it all, both emotionally and literally, while engaging in riveting political discussions. Who said politics couldn't be entertaining and revealing at the same time? 💬🔞 #NakedPolitics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous perks of being single – the freedom to have midnight pizza parties in the kitchen while embracing your true chef attire! 🍕🌙 Who needs fancy dinners when you have cold pizza and the joy of uninterrupted nudity at home? Single life: where every night is a pizza party for one! 🎉🕺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

  Commentary:
  "Words of wisdom: Never go clothes shopping when you're naked… unless you want to see some alarmed store clerks and potentially end up on a reality show 🛒👗😱 #FashionEmergency"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Facebook might be saving humanity from some interesting recreational activities… 😂🙈 Who needs naked human Jenga when you have social media, am I right? 🤣 #FacebookSavesLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

  Commentary:
  Well, someone has definitely been snooping around in Barbie's closet! 🙈 Let's hope Ken doesn't find out, or there might be some plastic drama on their hands! 💁‍♂️👸 #ClosetConfessions #BarbieExposé

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