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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
44 Funny Netflix quotes
Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service.
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Netflix: where your "to watch" list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜🍿
The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.
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I guess Netflix has figured out my secret dual identity as a rom-com lover with a hidden passion for alien documentaries. 🍿👽😂
Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.
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When Netflix is like your overenthusiastic friend who knows everything… except where to find the movie! 🎬🤔📚
Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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If Netflix had its way, they'd charge each of my personalities for their own subscription 😂🍿💸
“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”
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Guess I'll need waterproof popcorn for my underwater binge-watching sessions 🍿🐠📺
I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.
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Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”
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When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.
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Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge 🍿📺😊