Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Commentary:
Oh, Netflix, the ultimate relationship test for "chill" partners. 📺💰 When the subscription price goes up, so does the commitment level! 😂 Looks like it's time to redefine what "Netflix and chill" means in the budgeting dictionary. 💸🛋️ #NetflixAndBudgets

Forget tequila, I'm at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Commentary:
"Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin' 'bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Commentary:
Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* "We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can't find… but we'll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries"

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Commentary:
Ah, Netflix: the land of endless browsing and eternal frustration 😂🎬 It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure you're seeking always seems to be just out of reach! Just one more scroll through the library… and nope, still not there! Who knew finding a movie could be such an adventure in itself? 🧐🔍

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Commentary:
"Maybe Netflix missed a trick by not sending us all a DVD of this epic fight – because who doesn't love snail mail, right? 📬💿😂 Plus, imagine the bonus features, like director's commentary and blooper reel! 🎬🤣 #MailboxAndChill"

I'm not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Commentary:
"Someone's clearly not a fan of cliffhangers in real life! 🍿🔥 Let's speed up this apocalypse, shall we? Can we at least get some binge-worthy drama out of it? #ApocalypseAndChill" 😅📺

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Commentary:
Netflix subtitles out here playing hard to get like we're in a foreign language showdown. 🤨💬 Time to crack the code and unleash the translation magic! 🔍✨🔠

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Commentary:
Oh, I can already see it now – "The Chronicles of the Cubicle: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunches" 🔍🎬 Who knew office drama could be so riveting? Just wait for the dramatic reenactments and cliffhanger endings!

People watching you so close, you'd think you were a Netflix series.

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Commentary:
"Being watched so closely feels like I'm the star of my own Netflix series… just waiting for that season finale plot twist! 🎥🍿 #LivingLifeOnTheSmallScreen"

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"