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30 Funny Netflix quotes

Funny Netflix quotes bring a comedic spin to your binge-watching habits! 📺😂 From witty remarks about endless streaming sessions to playful observations on your favorite shows, these quotes capture the lighter side of Netflix nights. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate your love for all things streaming! 😄🍿

3 weeks ago
View →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.
1 month ago
View →: Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.
1 month ago
View →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.
2 months ago
View →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
2 months ago
View →: With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.
3 months ago
View →: Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.
3 months ago
View →: It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
4 months ago
View →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.
4 months ago
View →: Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.
4 months ago
View →: Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.
4 months ago
View →: Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.
4 months ago
View →: Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.
4 months ago
View →: I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.
4 months ago
View →: Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!
4 months ago
View →: At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.
4 months ago
View →: People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.
4 months ago
View →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.
4 months ago
View →: When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.
4 months ago
View →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
4 months ago
View →: Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
4 months ago
View →: Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.
4 months ago
View →: Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.
4 months ago
View →: Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.
4 months ago
View →: I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?
5 months ago
View →: If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
5 months ago
View →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.
5 months ago
View →: My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
5 months ago
View →: Netflix & by yourself.
5 months ago
View →: Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.
5 months ago
View →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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