30 Funny Netflix quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

  Commentary:
  "When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

  Commentary:
  "That’s just Netflix betrayal! 😱🍿 #KeepThePasswordLove"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Netflix paradox—it's like having a gourmet buffet with no pizza in sight! 🍿🎬 Maybe next time, we'll get that missing piece of your perfect binge. Until then, happy scrolling! 😂📱

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to binge-watching, forget about Netflix & chill – it's all about Prime & panic mode! 🍿😱 Who needs relaxation when you can have heart-pumping suspense with that next-day delivery anxiety, am I right? 😂 #PrimeTimeDrama"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

  Commentary:
  "Women are the ultimate multitaskers – thriving in the art of watching Netflix with subtitles while secretly running the world behind the scenes 📺💁‍♀️ Who says we can't do both? 😉"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine of the modern multitasker – a quick check of all social media platforms, with just a dash of binge-watching thrown in for good measure. Who needs sleep when you can catch up on the latest posts and episodes, right? Just remember, Netflix has a way of turning "one more episode" into a full-on nocturnal adventure! Sweet dreams and happy scrolling!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Netflix, the ultimate relationship test for "chill" partners. 📺💰 When the subscription price goes up, so does the commitment level! 😂 Looks like it's time to redefine what "Netflix and chill" means in the budgeting dictionary. 💸🛋️ #NetflixAndBudgets

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

  Commentary:
  Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* "We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can't find… but we'll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries"

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