Funny Netflix quotes

Funny Netflix quotes bring a comedic spin to your binge-watching habits! 📺😂 From witty remarks about endless streaming sessions to playful observations on your favorite shows, these quotes capture the lighter side of Netflix nights. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate your love for all things streaming! 😄🍿

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Funny Quotes August 31, 2024

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Funny Quotes August 20, 2024

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Funny Quotes May 14, 2024

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Funny Quotes October 6, 2023

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Funny Quotes September 30, 2023

Netflix & by yourself.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023