Funny offense quotes

• If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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  3 weeks ago

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• We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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  1 month ago

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• I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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  1 month ago

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• Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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  2 months ago

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• My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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  2 months ago

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• To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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  3 months ago

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• No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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  4 months ago

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