Funny offense quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

  Commentary:
  How amusing would it be to have a light-hearted twist during a potentially tense situation? 🚓🍦 Imagine the sound of the ice cream truck jingle luring you in, only to be greeted by the flashing lights of a police car.🎵😅 It might just turn a stressful moment into a quirky memory!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for small mercies! 📱🙊 I guess some things are best left unseen… and unsmelled! 😂 #NoSmelfiesPlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️

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