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Funny offense quotes

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

3 months ago

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

3 months ago

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

3 months ago