Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

790 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,952

Funny Quotes Topics

13,923

Funny Quotes Images

10,952

Updated

45 minutes ago

Users Online

3,426

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Spotted on Telegram:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Making waves on Telegram:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Trending via Slack:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Shared recently on WeChat:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Reported on LinkedIn:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Home » Funny One Hit Wonder Quotes

Funny One Hit Wonder quotes

New funny One Hit Wonder quotes 👇

For even more funny One Hit Wonder quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny One Hit Wonder quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

790 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,952

Funny Quotes Topics

13,923

Funny Quotes Images

10,952

Updated

45 minutes ago

Users Online

3,437

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Trending via Snapchat:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Trending via Threads:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Spotted on X:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Reported on WeChat:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Trending via Pinterest:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Reported on X:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Trending via Discord:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Breaking via TikTok:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴