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Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Just shared via WeChat:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Going viral on YouTube:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Making waves on Instagram:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Breaking via WeChat:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Seen just now on Threads:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Just shared via WeChat:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Trending via TikTok:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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42 shares on X this month:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

47 shares on Discord this month:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

67 shares on Discord this month:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Just shared via Instagram:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Shared recently on X:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Just landed via YouTube:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Just shared via Threads:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Trending via Threads:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Trending via Reddit:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Just shared via Telegram:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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