Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Commentary:
Sure, I guess you could say my pantry is a treasure trove of antique seasonings! 🌶️🧂 Who needs vintage furniture when you have spice jars from the late 1900s? 😄 #SpiceUpYourLife #PantryAntiques

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those hungry suitors, ladies! 🍔🕵️‍♂️ They're not after your heart, they're after your snacks! 🍪😆 Stay alert and keep your pantry safe from snack-stealing dates! 😂 #RelationshipAdvice"

My main takeaway from 'The Walking Dead' is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Commentary:
"Well, at least 'The Walking Dead' taught us a practical survival tip: when the zombies come knocking, don't worry about the expiration date on those canned beans 🧟‍♂️🥫 Just pray they're still edible and won't turn you into a member of the undead pantry patrol! 😂 #ApocalypseDining"