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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

2 weeks ago

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

1 month ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

2 months ago

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

2 months ago

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

3 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

3 months ago

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

3 months ago

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

3 months ago

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

3 months ago

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

3 months ago

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

3 months ago

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

3 months ago

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

3 months ago

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

3 months ago

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

3 months ago

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

3 months ago

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

3 months ago

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

3 months ago

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

3 months ago