57 Funny pay quotes

• Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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  1 week ago

  digital, digital rental, entertainment, frustration, humor, looking, movie, online, online shopping, oops, pay, prime, Prime Video, rental, say, shopping, streaming, subscription, video

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  2 weeks ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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  1 month ago

  ad, ads, company, humor, irony, pay, payment, show, subscription, YouTube

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  2 months ago

  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, family, family life, free, free housing, house, housing, humor, independence, life, living, living with parents, parents, pay, sarcasm, soul

• Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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  2 months ago

  baby, date, girl, girls, great, i, idea, pay, relationship, trip

• My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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  2 months ago

  cat, cult, humor, i, just, pay, pet, pet humor, rent, runs, secret, secret cult

• That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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  2 months ago

  after, bill, bills, budgeting, expense, finance, humor, i, jean, jeans, left, leftover, little, money, over, pay, perfect, pocket, size

• There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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  2 months ago

  discord, Discord Nitro, gaming, humor, living, nitro, online, online service, pay, paying, people, real, service, subscription, us

• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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  2 months ago

  activity, credit, credit score, ever, financial, fun, fun activity, humor, i, identity, identity theft, just, justice, mischievous, pay, prank, revenge, ruin, sarcasm, score, stole, theft

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