Funny penguin quotes

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

  Commentary:
  "Me leaving the zoo like: 🐧🚗 'He followed me home, I swear!' 😂"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

  Commentary:
  "Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you can have a penguin therapist? 🐧💙 Let those flippers and adorable waddles work their magic on your blues! Just remember, penguins may not give the best advice, but they sure know how to bring a smile to your face! 😄"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine waddling out of the aquarium with a cute little penguin peeking out from under your shirt like 'Surprise!' 🐧😂 Who needs pockets when you have a penguin pal!"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like penguins are all dressed up in their tuxedos, waddling their way to a fancy 'fowl-formal' event! 🐧🐥 Let's hope they remember to bring their dancing flippers and best 'birdie' behavior!💃🕺 #QuacktasticWeddingCeremony

For even more funny penguin quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny penguin quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌