Funny penguin quotes

• Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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  2 months ago

  animal, believe, book, books, hand, hands, humor, penguin, publish, tiny, tiny hand, writing

• I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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  2 months ago

  animal, car, end, escape, humor, i, ID, joke, penguin, pet, shift, work, workplace, zoo

• It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, amazing, book, books, classic, classic book, creativity, funny observation, humor, literature, observation, penguin, think, writing

• A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, bird, comparison, dog, food, food comparison, hot, hot dog, humor, penguin, sandwich

• I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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  2 months ago

  able, attention, attention span, being, check, complete, curiosity, distraction, feet, focus, hours, i, just, legs, miss, penguin, phone, procrastination, read, reading, sentence, span, study

• I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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  2 months ago

  animal, comfort, companionship, happiness, i, just, me, penguin, sad, waddles, want, whenever

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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  2 months ago

  couch, curiosity, Google, Googling, hate, humor, imagine, just, knee, knees, laziness, me, penguin, sitting

• I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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  2 months ago

  animal, aquarium, comedy, end, humor, i, job, never, penguin, shirt, work, workplace

• Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal humor, comparison, duck, going, humor, just, party, penguin, wedding

• I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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  2 months ago

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