24 Funny philosophy quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! 💸 Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. 😂 #DivinePricingStrategy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question pondered by the ponderers! 🤔 If enlightenment brightens our path, does endarkenment lurk in the shadows, waiting to trip us up? 😂 Watch out for those unexpected plot twists on the road to supreme wisdom! 🌟🕳️"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

  Commentary:
  "Just like how I can't reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don't need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat? It's like He's tempting us with a delicious dilemma! 🥩🐄 Maybe He just has a great sense of irony… or a funny bone hidden somewhere in His divine anatomy! 😄 Just some food for thought, and apparently, a reason to eat meat too!"

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