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11 Funny pickup line quotes

Funny pickup line quotes are the perfect recipe for laughs and lighthearted flirting 😄💬 Whether you’re breaking the ice or just looking to brighten someone’s day, these witty one-liners bring charm and cheekiness in equal measure 😉🔥 Get ready to smile, cringe, and maybe even score some points with a little humor on your side! 🎉💘

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Posted on2 months ago

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Posted on2 months ago

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Posted on2 months ago

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Posted on2 months ago

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Posted on2 months ago

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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