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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

2 months ago

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

3 months ago

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

3 months ago

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

3 months ago