32 Funny pizza quotes

Funny pizza quotes bring a deliciously humorous twist to everyone’s favorite dish! 🍕😂 From witty remarks about pizza cravings to playful observations on pizza toppings, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying a slice. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in your cheesy, saucy indulgence! 😄🍕

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Commentary:
"Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!"

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Funny Quotes Jan 18, 2025

Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"