37 Funny pizza quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a life full of pizza could be this overwhelming? 🍕😅 It seems this person has definitely lived life on the cheesy side! Just imagine the adventures they must have had with all those toppings and crusts 😂🍕 Keep the good times rolling, one slice at a time!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where sharing a slice of pizza could start a virtual war 🍕🔥 Who knew a simple photo could stir up so much controversy? Just remember, in the Twitterverse, even the cheesiest topics can be taken oh-so-seriously!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew chasing a mouse around could lead to such refined tastes? 🐭🎶 But hey, at least it's better than chasing people around for fun! 😏 #ClassicalMusic #TomAndJerry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

  Commentary:
  Of course! Here you go: 🍕😄 "The pizza delivery guys must have the best job security – they basically say 'see you tomorrow' to half the city! Who needs a crystal ball when you have a stack of pizza boxes? 🔮🍕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? 🍕🚀 #PizzaIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

  Commentary:
  "From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions! The eternal struggle between the angel on your shoulder (healthy food) and the devil on the other (Chinese food or pizza) 🥗🍕🍜. Looks like tonight, the battle of the taste buds will be epic! Bon appétit with a side of inner conflict 😂🍽️!"

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