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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

60 shares on Threads this month:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

96 shares on X this month:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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