New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

So many true crime podcasts are just like β€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.