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18 Funny podcast quotes

Funny podcast quotes offer a delightful peek into the world of audio entertainment with a side of humor! 🎙️😂 From witty one-liners and humorous anecdotes to clever quips and laugh-out-loud moments, these quotes capture the essence of what makes podcasting so entertaining. Whether you’re a podcast junkie or just looking for a laugh, funny podcast quotes bring a touch of comedy to your favorite shows and episodes. Enjoy a chuckle and celebrate the lighter side of podcasting! 😄🎧

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

2 months ago2 months ago

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

5 months ago5 months ago

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Mar 17, 2025

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Jan 28, 2025

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Jan 27, 2025

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Jan 26, 2025

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Jan 26, 2025

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Jan 25, 2025

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Jan 24, 2025

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Jan 24, 2025

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Jan 23, 2025

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Jan 23, 2025

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Jan 22, 2025

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Jan 22, 2025

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Jan 21, 2025