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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

1 month ago
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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

1 month ago
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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

1 month ago
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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

1 month ago
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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

1 month ago
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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

1 month ago
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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

1 month ago
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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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