All I'm saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Commentary:
"First, you're as quiet as a sleeping library book 🤫…then suddenly, you're as talkative as a non-stop podcast host! 🎙️ Embrace the transformation, as long as you don't start playing ad breaks in the middle of conversations! 😂📚"

Iโ€™m not like other girls. I donโ€™t have a podcast.

Iโ€™m not like other girls. I donโ€™t have a podcast.

Commentary:
"Who needs a podcast when you've already got a mental radio station playing non-stop in your head? 📻🤪 Just me, myself, and all my brilliant insights! 😂 #NotLikeOtherGirls"

Just because talking is for you doesnโ€™t mean that starting a podcast is.

Just because talking is for you doesnโ€™t mean that starting a podcast is.

Commentary:
"Remember, not every *chatterbox* is cut out to be a podcast *rockstar* 🎤 Sometimes it's best to leave the mic for the pros and spare the world another 'epic' rambling session 🤭🎙️ #PodcastProblems"

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Commentary:
"Who needs Cupid's arrow when you have podcasts as the ultimate love deterrent? 💔😅 Tune in to their episodes and kiss that crush goodbye faster than you can say 'episode binge-watching!' 🎧😏 #LoveLessons #PodcastPower"

So many true crime podcasts are just like โ€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questionedโ€

So many true crime podcasts are just like โ€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questionedโ€

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Commentary:
"Starting a podcast? 🎙️ Just imagine episode after episode of *nodding intensifies* 😆 Who needs words when you have the power of the nod! Maybe your listeners can play a game of 'Guess the Nodding Soundtrack' 🎵😂 #PodcastProcrastination"

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Commentary:
"Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷‍♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend Iโ€™m destroying evidence.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend Iโ€™m destroying evidence.

Commentary:
"Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? 🚽🕵️‍♀️ Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! 🔍💼 #cleaningcrimescene"

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Commentary:
"Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️‍♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Commentary:
"Considering launching a true crime podcast! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Although, my search history might raise a few eyebrows at the FBI… 🕵️‍♂️🔪 #PodcastPrep #SuspiciousSearches"