16 Funny podcast quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

  Commentary:
  "From shy to podcast extraordinaire – talk about a transformation! 🎙️ Who knew all it took was a mic and a little bit of confidence? 😄 Embrace your inner podcaster and let the world hear your voice loud and clear! 🎧🌟"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

  Commentary:
  "First, you're as quiet as a sleeping library book 🤫…then suddenly, you're as talkative as a non-stop podcast host! 🎙️ Embrace the transformation, as long as you don't start playing ad breaks in the middle of conversations! 😂📚"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a podcast when you've already got a mental radio station playing non-stop in your head? 📻🤪 Just me, myself, and all my brilliant insights! 😂 #NotLikeOtherGirls"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, not every *chatterbox* is cut out to be a podcast *rockstar* 🎤 Sometimes it's best to leave the mic for the pros and spare the world another 'epic' rambling session 🤭🎙️ #PodcastProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Cupid's arrow when you have podcasts as the ultimate love deterrent? 💔😅 Tune in to their episodes and kiss that crush goodbye faster than you can say 'episode binge-watching!' 🎧😏 #LoveLessons #PodcastPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

  Commentary:
  "Starting a podcast? 🎙️ Just imagine episode after episode of *nodding intensifies* 😆 Who needs words when you have the power of the nod! Maybe your listeners can play a game of 'Guess the Nodding Soundtrack' 🎵😂 #PodcastProcrastination"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷‍♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? 🚽🕵️‍♀️ Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! 🔍💼 #cleaningcrimescene"

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