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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

2 weeks ago

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

3 weeks ago

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

1 month ago

Fries, not lies.

1 month ago

I like my bed more than I like most people.

1 month ago

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

1 month ago

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

1 month ago

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

2 months ago

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

3 months ago

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

3 months ago

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

3 months ago

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

3 months ago

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

3 months ago

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

3 months ago

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

3 months ago

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

3 months ago

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

3 months ago

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

3 months ago

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

3 months ago

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

3 months ago