66 Funny preference quotes

• Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

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  18 hours ago

  crowd, dj, humor, i, impose, masses, music, only, preference, preferences, upon

• Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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  1 day ago

  butter, cooking, emphasis, enough, food, food preference, humor, i, preference, salted, salted butter, seasoning, stress

• When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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  2 days ago

  appearance, body, designating, gain, humor, i, preference, should, weight, where

• I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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  2 days ago

  activity, age, aging, club, hardware, hardware store, humor, i, lifestyle, preference, social, social activity, store, where

• Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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  2 days ago

  beach, dating, feet, foot, going, guy, humor, insane, preference

• I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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  2 days ago

  cheese, favorite, favourite, food, humor, i, joke, person, preference, relationship

• People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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  2 days ago

  allowed, consumption, dislike, entertainment, humor, i, media, opinion, people, preference

• Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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  2 days ago

  cold, fan, food, food preference, frozen, frozen pizza, humor, joke, opinion, pizza, preference, too

• If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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  3 days ago

  AC, cold, cold preference, heat, humor, invite, keep, lizard, me, please, preference, temperature, terrarium

• Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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  3 days ago

  comfort, humor, i, know, meal, movie, outfit, preference, relatable, rewatch, routine, self-care

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