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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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51 Funny preference quotes

Funny preference quotes 🎭 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your day! Whether you’re choosing between cats 🐱 and dogs 🐶 or debating pineapple on pizza 🍍🍕, these witty words capture the quirks of personal choices with a chuckle. Dive into the delightful world of preferences where each punchline reminds us that our differences make life far more entertaining 😂. Get ready to laugh as you explore the lighter side of decision-making!

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5 hours ago
Share →: If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Commentary:
Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️
6 days ago
Share →: Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Commentary:
Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
7 days ago
Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Commentary:
When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
1 week ago
Share →: Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Commentary:
"Corporate life hack: Pretend the office coffee is a $9 latte by adding a dash of imagination! ☕🤑 #OfficeGourmet"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Commentary:
"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I would prefer not to.

Commentary:
"When the universe asks for my energy levels on Monday mornings: 'I would prefer not to.'" 😴☕✨
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Commentary:
🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"
1 month ago
Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Commentary:
"Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"
1 month ago
Share →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Commentary:
"When a YouTube essay takes down your favorite movie, it's like finding out your pet goldfish has been running an underground gambling ring. 🎥😱🎣😂"

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Going viral on Slack:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Trending via WeChat:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Seen just now on X:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Going viral on Threads:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Spotted on Threads:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Just landed via TikTok:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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