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Guess I'll need to start issuing "Cool Media Club" membership cards 🎟️😎📺
67 Funny preference quotes
Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.
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Guess I’ll just warm up to the idea of eating it! 🍕😂
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.
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Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️
Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.
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Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.
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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.
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"Corporate life hack: Pretend the office coffee is a $9 latte by adding a dash of imagination! ☕🤑 #OfficeGourmet"
Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.
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"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦♂️🤷♀️"
I would prefer not to.
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"When the universe asks for my energy levels on Monday mornings: 'I would prefer not to.'" 😴☕✨
I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
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🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"