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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”
3 months ago
I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
3 months ago
In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.
3 months ago