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  6 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
  Me: "That I need a new job."

  🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion

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  Jan 26, 2025

  Share →: I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!"

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