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- I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.
- Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
- There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
- People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.
- I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
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"Well, who needs sleepless nights and dirty diapers when you can have a sparkling clean bank account and a fancy vacation home in the Bahamas instead? Money talks, and apparently, it convinced this couple to invest in themselves rather than in diapers!"
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- I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.
- Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
- There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
- People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.
- I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
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