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  • My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

    Commentary:
    Looks like your best friend is adulting while you’re mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you’re building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉

  • Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

    Commentary:
    “I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you’re already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait”

  • The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

    Commentary:
    “Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it’s more of a ‘grunt and go’ situation! 😆 #LifeGoals”

  • Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

    Commentary:
    “Only money thinks it’s got that ‘I’m irreplaceable’ vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂”

  • I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

    Commentary:
    “Me trying to adult like 🤑: ‘I need to save money.’ Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: ‘You only live once.’ The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs”

  • When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry, can’t decide between food and love right now. My mouth is too busy experiencing a flavor explosion to provide a coherent response. Ask again after dessert!”

  • Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

    Commentary:
    “Our phones may be replaceable, but friendship… well, that’s a bit harder to upgrade. Just make sure your friends know how to do a graceful tumble for maximum comedic effect!”

  • I need money, not feelings.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner.”

  • We decided to have money instead of children.

    Commentary:
    “Well, who needs sleepless nights and dirty diapers when you can have a sparkling clean bank account and a fancy vacation home in the Bahamas instead? Money talks, and apparently, it convinced this couple to invest in themselves rather than in diapers!”

  • I would rather lose you than the argument.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!”

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