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Funny priorities quotes πŸ€ͺ are like a mirror reflecting our quirkiest decisions and the hilariously skewed hierarchy of what really matters πŸ“ˆ. They capture the humor in our everyday chaos, making us chuckle at how laundry 🧺 can somehow be less urgent than binge-watching our favorite series 🍿. Whether it’s choosing between gym time and napping πŸ’€ or the eternal struggle of diet vs. dessert 🍰, these quotes remind us to laugh at our own silly life choices!

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Posted onMar 18, 2025

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I need money, not feelings.

Posted onMar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

We decided to have money instead of children.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Posted onMar 9, 2025Mar 9, 2025

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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