44 Funny priorities quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

  Commentary:
  "Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

  Commentary:
  "Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

  Commentary:
  "Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

  Commentary:
  "Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't decide between food and love right now. My mouth is too busy experiencing a flavor explosion to provide a coherent response. Ask again after dessert!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Our phones may be replaceable, but friendship… well, that's a bit harder to upgrade. Just make sure your friends know how to do a graceful tumble for maximum comedic effect!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I need money, not feelings.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner."

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