48 Funny priorities quotes

• I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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  1 week ago

  change, desire, humor, i, juice, just, priorities, snack, snacks, things, understanding, used, want

• In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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  2 months ago

  advice, degree, education, humor, ignore, ignore love, important, love, master’s degree, Masters, priorities, pursue, twenty

• All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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  2 months ago

  attractiveness, being, care, financial, financial stability, getting, humor, i, priorities, self-improvement, sexier, stability, stable

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  2 months ago

  account, aspiration, balance, being, difficulty, envy, expectations, financial, financial difficulty, financial envy, having, house, house shopping, houses, humor, humor about money, i, kitchen, lifestyle, luxury, me, million, money, priorities, property, sarcasm, shopping, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, worth, zero

• Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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  2 months ago

  attention, check, checking, friend, friends, humor, me, priorities, relationship, request, self, stop

• My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, best, buying, dinner, friend, house, humor, i, lifestyle, marriage, married, popcorn, priorities

• Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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  2 months ago

  busy, choices, dream, going, i, ignore, life, lot, priorities, right, stress, symbolic

• The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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  2 months ago

  aging, before, car, enjoyment, fun, getting, getting in, getting out, humor, life, priorities, sports, sports car, trick

• Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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  2 months ago

  calm, losing, me, money, only, priorities, regret, rest, right, say, value

• I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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  2 months ago

  balance, dilemma, humor, i, lifestyle, live, money, need, priorities, save, saving, spending

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