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5 months ago
Share →: Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Commentary:
"Nobody checked in with the sun to see if it needed rescuing 🌞 Maybe it's perfectly content with its job of brightening our days, who are we to assume otherwise? 🤔😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Commentary:
"Parenting a teenager is like having an opinionated sidekick who critiques your every move… except they live with you. 🤔👯‍♂️ #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Commentary:
"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"
5 months ago
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Commentary:
"Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"
5 months ago
Share →: My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Commentary:
Oh, the innocence of children and the perplexity of parents 😄👶🌍 Looks like this little one is getting a global education on origins! Who knew babies were such avid travelers? ✈️🌎 #WorldwideBabies
5 months ago
Share →: If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of overthinking and getting caught in the act! 😅 Next time, consider thinking about what you're thinking about before thinking about thinking… Or just pretend to have deep thoughts about the mysteries of the universe instead! 🤔🤭"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Commentary:
"Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone's gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let's unleash those superpowers already – I'm ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal pondering of a mind constantly questioning its own actions! 🤔🕵️‍♂️ It's like having a personal jury living rent-free in your brain, passing judgment on every decision from what to have for breakfast to how to style your socks. Just imagine the jury members in there furiously scribbling notes while you debate the important issues like laundry day or nap time. 🧦💭 Remember, in the courtroom of self, always aim
5 months ago
Share →: Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Commentary:
🧐🤔 "Who are these daring renegades choosing unsalted butter over the salty delights of life? Are they secretly training their taste buds for a covert mission to bland-land? Or perhaps they just enjoy living life on the edge, one pat of butter at a time? 🤪🥞 #ButterMystery #SaltyNotSorry"