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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
228 Funny question quotes
“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.
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Feeling like a human battery constantly at 1% 😅🔋📉 #SOSRecharge
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?
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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨
“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖
Does anyone know where I can find true love?
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Try looking near the corner of Chocolate Ave and Netflix Blvd! 🍫📺❤️
Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.
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Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬
“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?
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Sure, because if anyone can find it, Chat GPT can! 😂🤖🧠
What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.
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I'd probably be trying to have a serious conversation with a cat right now! 🐱🍷😂
Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?
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Congratulations! You've unlocked the secret level of blinking mastery! 🐤👀🎯