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Tell him to practice some good questions, like asking for the Wi-Fi password! 😂📶
228 Funny question quotes
People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?
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Ah, yes, the age-old debate: Pee before shower or the multitasker special? 🚿😂🚽
Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.
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Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that 😂👍
Grown men asking Grok if this is real.
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When grown-ups start consulting Grok, it's time to revoke their "adulting" licenses! 🤔👨💼🔍
How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.
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Counting coffee in single digits feels too modest. I'm sure it's just an infinite loop with extra pep! ☕️😄🔄
At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.
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Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷♂️🛋️"
Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?
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When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! 🍋🐞😄
Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?
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Trying to find the point feels like trying to find WiFi in the woods… good luck with that! 🧐📡🌳
What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?
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When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩
Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.
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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐