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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Just shared via Facebook:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Seen just now on Discord:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Just shared via X:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Breaking via Facebook:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Just shared via Facebook:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Just shared via WeChat:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Making waves on Telegram:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Just landed via Instagram:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Just landed via Messenger:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Going viral on Messenger:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Making waves on X:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Going viral on Discord:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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