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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Spotted on Reddit:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Spotted on Threads:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Just shared via Slack:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Spotted on X:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Just shared via Facebook:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Just landed via Facebook:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Trending via Snapchat:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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98 shares on Instagram this month:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

My life coach traded me.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

79 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,635

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Live now on Reddit:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Spotted on Pinterest:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Spotted on Twitch:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Shared recently on Slack:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Spotted on Messenger:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Going viral on Discord:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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