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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Funny rates quotes are here to tickle your funny bone while keeping things real! 😂 Whether you’re dealing with interest, fees, or just the cost of everyday life 💸, a little humor goes a long way. Ready to laugh at those pesky numbers and lighten up the money talk? Let’s dive into some witty, clever, and downright hilarious takes that make rates less boring and way more fun! 🎉💰🤣

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

1 month ago
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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

1 month ago
AirPods, audio, charged, different, ear, harder, headphones, humor, i, listen, rates, technology

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Making waves on Slack:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Just landed via Reddit:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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