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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

3 months ago

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

3 months ago

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

3 months ago

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

3 months ago

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

3 months ago

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

3 months ago

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

3 months ago